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    Year Released:
    2007

    STUCK (2007) Story and Directed by Stuart Gordon.

    Opening titles say “Inspired by a true story.”

    Average: 10 (1 vote)

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Espektro's picture

Hello guys how ya doing? Ok I have something for you.

 

Im doing a shortflick for a client and he is in a quest for a good title for this. Im attaching the initial concept he sent me for the characters so you can get a "big big big" idea of what is going to be about :)

 

Some of the proposed titles for the shortflick are:

Balloobie Ninja Duel

Enter da Bragon

YoJumbo!

This can't end well!

Breasts of Fury

Crouching Boober Hidden Bragon

bIga Ninjas

Legend of the Shinoboobs

 

But more ideas are accepted so... if you had clown for breakfast, this is the time to show your skills ;)

 

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FableForge's picture

Its gonna burst!

 I get nervous watching pointy instruments wield that way.... it looks like a single poke could make everything explode! :)

I'm no prophet, but I foresee this product having a lot of success for your client :)

Names.... hmm...

The Mystical Land of Bakunyuu - hmm.. not evident for the uninitiated...  maybe

Mystical Peaks of China - not specific enough.... or

Masters of the Flying Boobatine - .. hmm.. Boobatine/Guillotine? not many people know the original, unfortuantely..

Dragon Balls and Balloons -nails anime fans, but loses the rest

Legend of the Bouncing Master - .. could be... or

Masters of the Secret Shaolin Cushioned-Defense Technique - you cant beat that for uniqueness..

I'll think some more :)

MikeNewman's picture

damn, those are some big titties

i think yojumbo is good...

cici's picture

Are those boobs or flotation devices???

How can they SEE???  Much less fight???

I like Breasts of Fury... or Yojumbo.

or Clash of the Tittians... Not Asian enough.

Legend of the Iron Bust.

Mammary Masters of Death.

Iron Boobie Guard.

Busto Renkin.

 

Espektro's picture

they don't need to see...

:) a ninja is trained to not depend of the eyes...

....

 

......!

(blink blink idea!!) maybe they use their nips!

 

But yeah... you guessed! those are floating devices. This is going to be a quick animation joke, but you will see it on Karmacritic, so be prepared!

"Every deep being needs a mask to exist" - F. Nietzche

Davonie's picture

whoa...

... dis pic is KILLAZ!

MelioraEric's picture

Ninjaback Mountain

I hate to burst your bubble, but those are big bazoons. haha.

If the sword were to cut them, does the opponet fly around like a baloon that's losing air?? ;)

How about Bazooka Jo-ann (for all the bubblegum fans out there)? hahahaha.

The War on Mammary Hill

My Mammary and Me.

Mammary Fields, Forever.

Ninjaback Mountain

Now, if only I could come up with a string of titles like this, for the show Ezequiel, Marilyn and I are doing. hahaha.

MelioraEric's picture

The Biggest Land Dispute Ever!

Ninjas who fight over Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge......tracts of land.

dan-gadberry's picture

Title

Ninjas Bust a Move

Ezequiel's picture

Haha!

Nice work! alright, here's my jab at title (by the way, everyone suggested at least one that made me laugh outloud!)

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TITTIES (I couldn't help it, sorry, haha)

THE DOUBLE D's (both of their names could start with a D)

THE UNMERCIFAL TWO (has a double meaning! yeah!)

TIT-KWON-DO!

DEAD MAN'S CHEST (damn, wasn't that the title for Pirates 2?!)

LORDS OF THE SWORDS: THE TWO TOWERS

THE CLEAVERS OF CLEAVAGE

DOUBLE TROUBLE

NIPS! (I'm sorry, I had to! they're asian and have big breasts, so I had to....haha!)

 

 

 

 

EZEQUIEL

MelioraEric's picture

WOW! *blink blink*

Holy Cow!!! I was laughing so hard that you've got me coughing now! This darn illness is at least being put to good use. Oh gosh, that first title is just perfect!

I definitely vote for "Teenage Mutant Ninja Titties". Second place would be "Lord of the Sowrds: The Two Towers". HAHAHAHA!

I can't stop laughing. I'm afriad I'm going to get some hernia now becuase of you!

Oh....*deep breath*...that's awesome!

btw, I got your voicemail. I still can't find her info that she gave me. Do you have it? Why don't you give her a call? She doesn't really know me.

Davonie's picture

Lets call it...

POP IT

... :)

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