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Spotted Dick and Duct Tape Body Casts

cpparker's picture

Heinz Spotted Dick

Heinz Spotted Dick

Instead of just having the two FX guys I had for The Forever Dead I now have have FOUR FX guys and one FX gal for our zombie epic Fistful of Brains! So it made sense that we should all get together and knock our heads together to see what kind of nasty stuff fell out that we could use for this zombie western.

Still head of FX is Bill Mulligan now teamed up with William Stine, PA guy Zach, Boom gal Brandi, and Brandi's brother Jason. We all met at my house this past Sunday.

I had a special treat in store for all. After spending an entire day during my trip to England looking for Spotted Dick, searching through no less than 3 grocery stores I finally found it in Cary, NC at the World Market! Bill constantly teases me about British food and the fact that we have a desert called Spotted Dick. I couldn't wait to make him eat it.

It's a very delicate process cooking this desert. Very gourmet. It's made by Heinz which is "the brand" in England. It comes in a short round can and you are supposed to boil the can in enough water to float it at least 2 inches from the bottom of the pot. It should boil for 35 minutes. Then you open the end of the can that clearly says "open this end first". I don't know what happens if you open the other end first. It expands in the can so it would probably blow up in your face or something which would be really nasty. No one wants Spotted Dick all over their face! It is served with hot custard. Yum!

You may wonder about the name. The spotted comes from the raisins. Dick comes from...well I don't know really. The British are fond of giving things silly names so who knows where it came from. Maybe some guy named Dick came up with it? It's basically a spongy spice cake with raisins.

You should have seen the look on everyone's face when I told them what I was serving them. William passed saying he'd just eaten. Bill was pretty excited. Brandi and Jason I'm sure were beginning to wonder just what they'd gotten themselves into. And Zach, well his alarm clock didn't go off 'til 15 minutes before the meeting was to start so he bowed out (we know it's really because he was out partying the night before and just couldn't drag himself out of bed with that killer hangover.) ;-)

We spent a good bit of time getting to know each other and talking about the challenges ahead and how we were going to get things done. Bill will be delegating a lot of the load so it's not all on his shoulders this time. He brought along a couple of coyote head skins that he'd purchased on e-bay. They should look pretty good for our people-in-the-woods. He'd also been busy creating plaster skulls that we can gore up, smash up etc. William brought two large rolls of duct tape that he was going to tape Bill up in so he could show us how to create a fake body. The conversation flowed, the spotted dick was eaten, served with a lovely full bodied Welsh tea for those that would have it. Our team bonded.

William wraps Bill up with duct tape

The end result was a very good duplicate of Bill's body that he apparently has lots of plans for. So every time you see half a torso or a headless corpse, think of Bill. I guess since I didn't give him a part in this movie this is his way of putting himself in it, sort of.

I think I've convinced him that British food is really pretty good. He cleaned his plate so I don't expect to hear any more digs about Spotted Dick!

It was a lovely Sunday.


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veenotph's picture

What no black pudding

Really, I'm shocked. You  served Spotted Dick, but no Black Pudding, and on a horror film, how appropriate would that have been. 

Steven Gladstone

Director/Cinematographer

http://www.gladstonefilms.com

cpparker's picture

Hmm...

Black Pudding, I'll have to bring that one out on my next production meeting! Wink

frightymcgee's picture

That's pretty cool.

That's something else! Funny too. Good show!

And one of my favorite scenes from a movie is from Shanghai Knights when Jackie and Chris are at the buffet table in the British event they've crashed. They do a few jokes about the names of the food and what some of the food actually is. Great stuff. Spotted Dick. Ha.

FableForge's picture

Spotted Dick!

 
I cant even imagine the sort of jokes that must have flied about when they duct taping the area of...  anyway :)

Very interesting stuff to watch! When I was a kid, say, 9 or 10 years old, I used to build "haunted houses" (more like haunted rooms in my house) and I'd stuff a sweater and pants with other clothes and end up with dummies I could then behead or disembowel, etc. The entrails-of-spaghetti-with-plenty-of-ketchup looked WICKED, although mom grounded me for a week for spilling gore on the carpet.

Heheh, thanks for sharing this, was great to watch! 

cici's picture

I love it!

The Spotted Dick jokes must have been endless!!

Of course, spotted dick with comes with custard! 

I'm embarrassed to say it sounds pretty tasty.

Turzman's picture

Rumor Mill

I always thought spotted dick was one of those "urban legends" foods that don't really exist, but were created for a gag or to freak people out.  Like head cheese.

Those crazy Brits, no?

"Baffling the critics since 1971."

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