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The Death of Sonnyboo
This is my first serious and important piece. It's an abstract/avant
It's also my proof that anyone can shit out
My role(s) in this film: Director Writer Producer Cinematographer Editor Actor Composer FX Other
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Masterful....
The evanescent quality of shade is like a smiling ghost all over this celluloid-given-life, protean-like, and enarboring the primordial flame of creation. Through the veritable cornucopia of ciaroscuro we glimpse at secret chords of a tortured soul, the slowly beating, probably stuffed heart of a teddy bear, which nevertheless represents our superego, or as Nietzche called it, the Übermensch. Is it an indication of the frailty of our spirit, that thoughts of immolation must always accompany our everymoment trivial and trascendental? Does the final plunge into the abyss represent a final capitulation over the vanality of existence, or rather a last defiant act of rebellion against a world for which we refuse to ever conform? The subtle music, like the strokes of a drunken father over the bare bottom of his cousin's son thrice removed, serve as a rowing rythm by which we surrender our preconceptions of style and graphonalagy to the overwhelming if seducing concept of having shit to say and being proud of it.
My sincerest congratulations, Master Boo.
danke
Gracias hermano.
Put on your best black turtleneck and black beret and prepare yourself for the ultra sensory filmic experience. This is not just a film, it's an invasive proto-soul search into the world of imagination and emotions, raw deep probing emotion.
Please note the all important "guy washing his face in a sink"
generic scene that must be present in most pretentious crap house art
films. There's already a plethra of meaningless words on screen, enough
to placate the most hardened veteran of art-house flicks.
Actually, I just randomly put a bunch of crappy super 8 under-exposed images together on a timeline and shit this out like the turd that it is. Even if some level of thought was put into something like this, who the f**k cares? These types of movies are meaningless assemblages of poorly shot nonsense that very few sane people give two shits about.
This is what art-house, pretend avant garde-experimental shorts mean to me - something to be mocked and laughed at.
I'll bet if I sent this to a few of the choice film festivals, this garbage might win some of the more pretigious awards. Now that I have some money in my pocket, I might try this little experiement under an alternate title. East Lansing Film Festival, here I come!
Oh man, do it, do it!!
Submit it!! It would be hillarious if you win! Holy shit, that would make it to the news and would prove your point beyond a doubt, although I wouldnt want to be the film fest organizer after you appear cracking jokes about it with Jay Leno :) But anyway, go for it! Yes!!
title changed, experiement begun
First thing tomorrow, this masterpiece, under a psuedoname and the director will have an alias too. I formed a new WITHOUTABOX account just for this film. There are 6 film festivals with a more alternative twist that will be recieving this little gem.
Did anyone else note the very specific MACHAEL BAY shot in slow-motion at the end of the two guys standing up? It's very "BAD BOYS". If I get pyshoanalytical, it's a refelction of the state of racism in Hollywood today and my defiant homage to oen of Hollywood's blockbusters and their abuse of African Americans in terms of lower salaries. Either that or just some random idea that I thought would be hysterical to mock. You decide.
I guess the only thing missing is a tribute to 9/11, which somehow every abstract piece of shit short seems to have in the last 6 years.
YEAH HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
I'm gonna make an art film also! Check this out. here is my pitch--We see a flower right...then we see the flower again from a different angle--and THEN we fade to black. POW! art
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We see a flower right...then we see the flower again from a different angle--and THEN we fade to black. POW! art
Just make sure it's a JUMPCUT! Rules aren't important! Only instinct and bad lighting are important. Make it look like shit and you'll have an Oscar™®© winner there. You will at least win an award at SXSW or SUNDANCE. Then you can finally say you are successful.
This hunk of crap just won an AWARD!@!!!!
On Sony Pictures' CRACKLE.COM, I even won the EDITOR'S CHOICE AWARD for today October 1st. How's that for an unexpected surprise?
HOLY SHIZE!!
Awards follow you like bees on honey man, you just cant swat them away fast enough!!
Oh, this makes me laugh! Man, and you didnt even change the title, or the Ein Film Von Sonnyboo card :)
Just.. amazing.... oh btw, the link here, and in your blog post are saying http://http//crackle... instead of just http://crackle...
Man, congrats.. wow. Now you're an award winning avant garde experimental filmmaker!
As a matter of fact, I shit this out a month ago...
My lawyer will be contacting you shortly.
I think that KC should hold an experimantal film contest.
"I'm almost not crazy." - John Cassevettes
the shitter
I think that KC should hold an experimantal film contest.
we can even have award categories
WHO CAN MAKE THE MOST GENERIC ART FILM?
COUNT THE CLICHE'S OF EXPERIMENTAL FILMS
and
CLEVERIST ABSTRACT NAME OF MEANINGLESS CHARACTERS
Dreamspots 2
I think that KC should hold an experimantal film contest.
we can even have award categories
WHO CAN MAKE THE MOST GENERIC ART FILM?
COUNT THE CLICHE'S OF EXPERIMENTAL FILMS
and
CLEVERIST ABSTRACT NAME OF MEANINGLESS CHARACTERS
That sounds good. I actually have some ideas.
JOHN MEREDITH
WWW.MEREDITHFILMS.COM
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