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    1988

    There are very few moments in which I can be accused, rightly so, of horror movie heresy.  This flick is one of them.

    Average: 10 (3 votes)

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Pointless Caleb Drama Scene

Lord Phillock's picture

A pointless scene that I made with my two friends just out of boredom. I directed obviously... and that's about all you should know. I was the voice of both people in this video too!

My role(s) in this film:
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Average: 10 (2 votes)
FableForge's picture

Problems are like peanuts!

 
Man, I'm slow and overworked today, so it took me at least a minute to realize this is PARODY with a P the size of Pittsburg, but once I did, I enjoyed it. I loved it. Dialogue is sooo cheesy, I was cracking up... when the guy was going "it nourishes us... it gives us strenght".. man, ... genius :)

The over the top ending with the monkey laughter almost crosses in the realm of the disturbing!

I like your style man.

Hey, I have two scripts I'd love to hear your opinion of, you certainly don't have to, but just if you have the time: The Longest Detention: http://www.karmacritic.com/node/2019 and its sequel: What Friends Are For: http://www.karmacritic.com/node/2469 

Both are just 6 pages each, shorty-shorts.  

Davonie's picture

THIS PIECE IS VIVID... One of the best on KC

I was in that exact situation before leaving Home... BEFORE I MADE MY DECISION.

I picked up my mom from work cuz I started to use her car cuz my Astro Van was a gas guzzler and it was too expensive for me to use as a commuter.
Anyways... this piece is trippy... I was da driver and my mom was da passenger, insinuating about my life.  How I had it all... my mom, dad, sisters, friends who I grew up with, pretty girlfriend, a job... da easy life... like canned peanuts that you don't need to hunt for.  Its already there, part of your life.
Is that what you want?  She said... 
I told her that I wanted to go back to school and get into medical school and make da family proud.  She said... nobody can ever take that from me.  You can always come HOME.  Ever since, I haven't really gone HOME yet, visited a couple days or for a couple weeks, but not really going HOME.
Recently... I would go for a walk to think about something, or go shopping... seeing couples approach, then all of a sudden right in front of me, a quick look, then she would kiss her man unexpectedly, breaking my heart.  Its as if every couple I've seen lately has approach and stop right in front of me, then walking off with a laugh... maybe I'm just imagining things... and that I'm going crazy up here alone.  Sometimes I wished that situation didn't happen.  Sometimes I wish I didn't make that decision... sometimes I wished I used my Astro Van to work that day, then maybe I wouldn't have left... maybe be married... have a kid or two... who knows?
I rather have love around me and act like savage ignorant monkeys, than have knowledge.  
I NOW KNOW HOW ODYSSEUS FELT AWAY FROM HOME 
(Odussomai "to suffer pain", "one being hated")

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