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Cranial Fluff Moment 1x01 - Brought to you by Cottage Cheese on a Stick (R)! This Cranial Fluff Moment is brought to you by Cottage Cheese on a Stick (R)!: Yes, my dear audience, you read that right. Cottage Cheese on a stick(R)! A product introduced and trademarked by our latest sponsor: "CSoP-GNG-BRUP-INT". This innovative means of serving cottage cheese both delights and amazes the toughest cynic as the "Cows for the Support of Partially Gelatinated, Non-dairy, Gum-based Beverage Research at the University of Phoenix's Institute of Non-lactose Technology" seek to inform the public about dairy substitutes. Cottage Cheese on a Stick(R)! is globulated, but not greasy. And, it's not really cheese. But who really cares when it comes on a really cool stick? It is truly the new trend in cottage cheese consumption. Sold at any retailer farthest from you. Now, Cottage Cheese on a Stick (R)! proudly presents, the premiere of 'Cranial Fluff Moments'! It is 5am and I am really, really, really, really tired. However, I've been working. *sigh*. When will it ever end? When will I get to enjoy that light fluffy nothingness I once blissfully had just a short month ago? I believe it's referred to as a "calculated existential angst" brought on by a bad case of nihilistic modes of thought. This has been a Cranial Fluff moment. Thank you for tuning in. Until next time, goodnight and good luck.
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Work Is Better Than Whiskey
"As a cure for worry, work is better than whiskey. Much better."
-Thomas Edison
Dave: I love Money
But what's better than work? For me, it's that blessed paycheck.
I want money, so much money.
I want money, my honey, please pay.
And I pity, any $1 who isn't mine today.
I feel smarmy, oh so smarmy,
it's alarming how smarmy I feel.
And the money, I can hardly believe it's real.
See Mr. Franklin in that mirror there?
What can his currency be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty press
Such a pretty color
Such a happy me!
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FOX has one of those new reality shows at eight, 'Fast animals, slow children.' - Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" on FOX.
But who really cares when it comes on a really cool stick?
I love cottage cheese. Haven't tried it on a stick yet...but I suppose it's worth a try.
Like a Stallion...
The Dr. is in.
So, you would try it on a stick?
Would you try it in your house?
Would you try it with a mouse?
Would you, could you, try it in a blouse?
You like Cottage Cheese, you say,
that's cool, for I do too. (I know that didn't rhyme, but soon it will, okay?)
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FOX has one of those new reality shows at eight, 'Fast animals, slow children.' - Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" on FOX.
Ba-zing!
I just noticed, I'm really on a roll with these cultural references tonight.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll do my rendition of "How Lovely to be a Woman." HA!
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FOX has one of those new reality shows at eight, 'Fast animals, slow children.' - Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" on FOX.
Seussical!
Eric, it scares me how much it reminds me of myself these spazztic streams of conciousness things you post. There, I wanted to say that. Eerie :)
P.S. Cheese on a Stick goes great with Green Eggs and Ham!
Those are just items made when I'm hyper and tired.
Those are just items made when I'm hyper and tired. You should see me when I take time to think these things out.
I'm thinking of posting some of my silly writings here, if I can find them.
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FOX has one of those new reality shows at eight, 'Fast animals, slow children.' - Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" on FOX.
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