A Coupla Limericks

more... :)

It's like a kindergarten teacher giving sex education. Wonderful!

Still, that final slide has me wondering. "Thank you for w"... hmm, let's see... could it be "wanking"? "wetting yourself with laughter"? (Seems your work on that big cigar has turned my imagination blue.)

I also like your tousled hair look. All in all, this is a sequel that beats the original hands down. Vlog on, Mae West... 

Thank you Dave! I was deliberate in playing up the innocence.

Perhaps its just as well that Youtube cut off part of my little end credit as it adds that "air of mystery" to my little video... like leaving the monster off screen can add tension and make a film more scary. People guessing what I tried to say is much more interesting than what I did say.

btw... it was "Thank you for watching"... see what I mean.

Well you asked the good question, why do we need to clone animals? Whether you believe in g-d, Science, or whatever, you can always ask yourself this, if cloning were a good idea for mamals (or even plants) to reproduce wouldn't that be the way they developed.

Read "The Omnivore's Dilemma."

Hilary, oh my goodmness. Well this is a family friendly

Website, so I sHouldn't publicly OffeR discoursE on how I feel. 

Don't know what is up with my keyboard.

Little encoding glitches, by your left ear at the opening shot, probably just an error, I thik you can select edit video and re-upload it.

Watch them teeth on them thar Phallic Symbol, don't you know anything?

:-) 

Steven Gladstone

Director/Cinematographer

http://www.gladstonefilms.com

boring. haha 

EZEQUIEL

SHUT YOUR SMALL MOUTH, shorty.

If you want to offer USEFUL criticism....that would be great.

Otherwise, take your elevator shoes and go stand your soapbox on someone else's post.

haha

Now, when you run that through the MelioraEric translator - "I must apologize, for I still haven't seen this. But, I am more excited each time I see this thread on here, as it reminds me that I still have a fun video to view. Although, I'm also excited to see Dave's car video completely through. But if you hang on, I'll be sure to come back and give this a proper comment, when I've been able to see the full performance. I've heard there's nudity." haha

:-P

Eric

P.S. Oh, and just in case anyone didn't get it...the title above is a reference to "Hang on, Snoopy, hang on!"

So you know then, that I was going to say...women are good for comfort when one is down, needing to talk and that they make for great companions; and that being able to share life with them makes life all that much more worth living??

Cause that's what I was going to say. :)

Come on boy if you like her just tell it to her

you both living in a pirate way sailing sailing

under the stars

when I was in college I got a room mate

now that I am in Karma I got some Rum! mates

ha ha ha, Ez, Dawn (just kidding)

Dawn really funny watching you in a videoblog, videoblogs are not the same

movies are for you, keep more relax in your eyes if you continuing working that kind of stuff

;-) 

I think everything was carefully planned, the jokes, the drawings, everything! You designed this very carefully, and that's a good thing! But at the same time, please dont take this the wrong way, but just my impression: I think you need to enjoy yourself more while doing this, improvise more, go with the flow, be relaxed, dont try too hard.... confidence is contagious, dont even think people will judge this later on, just do it for yourself because its fun, and whoever likes it, good, and whoever doesnt... well, now they know what to do with a cigar ;) 

Its a bit like stand-up, do it cuz its fun for you, first and foremost, let your whole body language, tone of voice, etc... pass the message to the audience that they're welcome to join in your fun, if they want, but you dont -need- their approval, not even a little bit, in the first place. I think thats the trick of all successful comedians: confidence :) 

Best of luck! And looking forward for the next one! :) 

What a wonderful word!!! Dawn!!

I agree with Marco 

Karma Rocks!!

Here is something I do Dawn...it's very simple...listen closely and trust me. And this is why I probably even have a career in Hollywood--

DON'T THINK. FEEL.

Go with your feelings and trust them. don't question your feelings. go with the heart. if you go with your mind, you lose it cause the mind thinks to much. The heart feels.

Here is an analogy. Have you been dating someone and you start thinking about whether this person is into you, fucking someone else when they're not with you etc? Then you get all wrapped up in those thoughts? But your heart is telling, "fuck it, leave it be done" The heart is right, the mind is trying to make sense of it.

I never do anything unless I feel it--or has the potential to make money to move on to another project, get some more studio meetings and date hotter girls than the hot ones I was seeing before. haha

Here is something I do with my actors when working on something. We spend hours on the phone talking about the character. Who they are. Where they eat. How they sleep. Who they fuck. Why do they wear what they wear. I mean, everything about them. We make up stories about them. We get inside a person that does not exist.

If you're creating a character, don't think from the outside in. Think from the inside out. 

After you do that, then you add your own flavor to it, which is you, the person portraying this whatever certain character.

Juan Riedinger. Awesome actor. The billing star of my film. We spent two months talking almost every day about his character prior to lensing. And now, he leaps off the screen. Incredible what study does.

It's called commitment.

You have to commit to the character. You have to commit to yourself. You have to commit to the audience. The audience is so important, cause that's who it's for. To dazzle them and entertain them. It's a show!

EZEQUIEL

This vlog is pure fun!  It's fun of the funnest kind... DIRTY fun!!

Phuking, sucking, and farting!  I can't think of any better elements for a Limerick vlog!  I want more!  more!  More!

There once was this little man EZ

Whose movies were all really sleazy

The people who thought

That EZ was hawt

Were his friends, Dopey, Grouchy, and Sneezy 

Dawn, can you feel Cici's Virgin Vlog coming on? I think your limericks have inspired her. That Sleazy EZ piece is a gem!

Her rhymin', her timin'

will rupture that hymen

This virgin is vergin'

On vloggin' fer sher!

There was a young lady named bright

Whose speed was much faster than light.

She set off one day in the usual way, 

and returned the previous night.

OR

There was a young man from Nantucket

Whose d*ck was so long he could suck it.

he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin

if my ear was a c*nt, I'd f*ck it.

Steven Gladstone

Director/Cinematographer

http://www.gladstonefilms.com

Here's a Classic:
(Sung to the tune of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame")

Rate me in the top twen-ty,
Rate me in the top five.
Put me in first place and I'll be fine,
I don't want to be kicked out of line.
So let's root, root, root for my screen-play
If I don't win it's a shame!
For it's ONE - TWO - THREE acts to read,
of my script en-try!

SUB-LIM re-sults are in now.
SUB-LIM rank-ings are done.
Emerson Bixby has made his choice,
You can hear it now, from his own voice.
So let's tune, tune, tune in to listen.
If on dailup, "That's a shame!"
Now for K - C - RAY-D-I-O,
with your host MAR-CO!

I love the little semi-animated bits for the actual limericks. Keep at it girl. I'll keep a watchin;

Oh... so that's you I feel staring at me when I stand scantily clothed at my window sill, staring longingly at the stars....