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  • Year Released:
    2007

    Ever gotten one of those blowjobs that are just so good your whole body goes numb, you can't move, don't even want to?  Well, this movie's exactly like that.

    Here's the deal; Columbian thug cocksuckers decide to extort 15 million pesos from an innocent family by strapping a bomb around the mother's neck.  Real-time mayhem ensues.

    Average: 10 (3 votes)

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Ice Storms and Kindness

STEWIE Mach II's picture

In Iowa here as the WInter slowly makes its way into my head.

 

Thanks for the support and views.

 

Acomments welcome

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Average: 10 (1 vote)
Davonie's picture

b0o0o0o0ora...

mad propz... I woulda quit by now in dat kine of weather.

STEWIE Mach II's picture

thanks

Its all magic, you just have to believe.

 

 

Thanks for watching.

 

Yeah, it has been four months like that almost, snowed last week but looks like Spring is working its way towards me, sorta....

 

but now I m in Kansas right as tornado season is starting so I may get some sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet footage if I am lucky.

 

and live to tell about it if I am really lucky.

cpparker's picture

What nice people.

You definitely get to see the better side of humanity. So that cold weather must be hard on the camera. Do you have weather gear for it?

STEWIE Mach II's picture

Its all magic, you just

Its all magic, you just have to believe.

 

Oh yeah, I have some really good winter gear and it looks as if I can finally mail it home soon.

 

This past week or so in Kansas has been odd though.

 

Snow/Sun/Blizzard/Hot/Humid/Dry...just unpredictable here.

 

and if i hear "If you dont like the weather here, wait five minutes and it will change" in one more State from anyone who thinks it is original I dont know if I will be able to hold a straight face.

 

Ahhh, SPring...love it.

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