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My Little Pony - The Complete First Season

MelioraEric's picture
A Vision of Lovliness
Year Released:
2004

This show did for Animation, what the Lumiere brothers did for film. This TV show defines the very foundation in which animation was built upon. The heavy use of pink signifies the love and warmth which all children should experience from their Saturday morning cartoons; a warm, caring, safe enviornment away from the rough, mean, scary world that is away from here. Out there is a place where Mommy can't protect you. But here, in this magical land of ponies, rainbows, fun frolicking in the meadows, "through the clouds and past the stars to where the river bends", we know that nothing can harm us.

I had to grow up in this scary world, without my mommy, but now I can relive that magical trip to something away from reality. I can be blissfully nieve about how the world really works, I can go join My Little Pony and all their friends, for whatever adventures we'll be going on. I don't have to worry about life, death or taxes ever again. I can escape, riding on the tail of the Hale Bop comet, waiting for my everlasting destiny to arrive.

This show will be that temporary acid trip until my true fate awaits, entering in through Heaven's Gate. I've got my applesauce and Nike shoes waiting for me. This show will show you how life is truly meant to be lived.

Average: 10 (2 votes)
OuchMouth's picture

Haha...yer funny,

Haha...yer funny, Eric.

Although I do remember enjoying the My Little Pony Movie....where the "ooze" or "muck" or something took over the world!!!

MelioraEric's picture

I heard recently...

...that comedy is born out of anger. If this is true, than I'm probably one of the funniest men alive. :-P

Thanks for your comments. lol

BigSugar's picture

All Hell For A Basement

I'm gonna hang your ass from the closest fuckin' yardarm first chance I get. 

 

 

If it's just ridiculous, it's bad.

IF IT IS RRIIIDDDIICCUUULLOOUUSS, then it's okay.

Brendan Morrisey's picture

I can't believe this made

I can't believe this made first page.

MelioraEric's picture

I see you and BigSugar trying.....

...to hold in that laughter. You act like you're all shocked and disgusted, but I see the truth.

I can see right through you people... I have radiology friends who have taught me how to do this. ;)

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