Since the wannabes have brought battles to us on our territory, I say we bring it to them! Are your cannons ready! I be sailing to their shores to bring worlds end to those bilge rats! My captain at arms, Big Sugar asks why we beat a roach with an 800 pound gorilla. I say, because we can! To the depths they will find themselves be mates! And make no mistake, I am not bringin' war, I'm bringin' hell!

Capitan Dracula Peceno! Prepare your ship and load ready your guns!

Capitan Leon. Our fearless leader of the karma pirate code. I request your arms.

Captain Brendan. We be needin' some swords. Acquire the blades!

Captain Xarach! Give'em somethin' to be fearin'!

Captain Yuma. We've sailed into battle many times. It will be an honor to harbor war alonside your ship.

Captain Parker. A lady always gets her way. BLAST AWAY!

Captain Turzman. The gunman. Be sure your hand muzzels be ready by boardin'!

Captain Youngs. Plenty of rum be awaiting in proper accord after the sinkings!

Captain Sonnyboo! Your cannons are requested in the proper accord known as be blasting! 

And of course, our bounty hunter--BIG SUGAR---prepare for battle mate!

And so it begins.