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An Open Letter to Dave Williams Mr. Dave Williams, Once I get things under a bit more stability, financially, I plan to, concurrently, purchase a few of the videos from your website, most serendipitously. I do not speak surreptitiously about this, but I will repetitiously speak of you, most superfluously. As I carelessly flaunt my flattery, I hope you will find my treatise ingratiatingly satisfactory. Yours truly (but most sincerely), P.S. I write this because I do want to see your work, but since the only copies of it available, are to be purchased through your site...I will do what I gotta do, to get my Dave fix. ;) Submitted by MelioraEric on May 31, 2007 - 7:23am. |
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Hey Eric, is this...Dave the karmacriticfreak Dave you speak of?
Like a Stallion...
yup
of course....I speak of the one; the only; the best: Dave "the KarmaCritter" Williams.
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Open Reply To Eric Bumpus
Dear Mr. Bumpus,
I assure you that your flattery is welcome, as despite this most agreeable impression you have gained of my abilities during our month at Karmacitic, I have a fan base that can be counted on one hand. I am therefore deeply affected by your ingratiating entreaty, and am happy to despatch to your address the following titles, on VHS tape:
Aussie Short Films: Comedy Medley
Aussie Short Films: Cyberspace Trilogy
These are unfortunately the only compilations we have available in the NTSC format with which your nation is so tragically afflicted (NTSC = Never Twice the Same Color), as my literary and cinematic talents did not lead, in the case of my website, to a corresponding financial reward (meaning we plum ran out of money before we could standards-convert the rest).
Nevertheless, the pleasure of knowing that these works will be appearing before an appreciative set of eyes leads me to decline accepting monetary recompense. If you would kindly transmit your address to me via email, I will happily mail said items to you next week. I trust that you will accept this arrangement as satisfactory, and wish you hours of happy viewing in the days ahead.
Yours Sincerely,
David W. Williams
P.S. It's a BITCH to write in that pansy-assed formal style. That took real work!
My Responses are in Blue.
Dear Mr. Bumpus,
Dear Mr. Williams,
I assure you that your flattery is welcome, as despite this most
agreeable impression you have gained of my abilities
during our month at Karmacitic, I have a fan base that can be counted
on one hand. I am therefore deeply affected by your ingratiating
entreaty, and am happy to despatch to your address the following
titles, on VHS tape:
To which, I would request your permission for me to convert them to DVD somehow?
the NTSC format with which your nation is so tragically afflicted (NTSC
= Never Twice the Same Color), as my literary and cinematic talents did
not lead, in the case of my website, to a corresponding financial
reward (meaning we plum ran out of money before we could
standards-convert the rest).
appearing before an appreciative set of eyes leads me to
decline accepting monetary recompense. If you would
kindly transmit your address to me via email, I will happily mail said
items to you next week. I trust that you will accept this arrangement
as satisfactory, and wish you hours of happy viewing in the days ahead.
Yours Sincerely,
Yours (if you'll have me),
David W. Williams
Eric M. Bumpus
P.S. It's a BITCH to write in that pansy-assed formal style. That took real work!
website?
Please do share this website with the rest of us. And one question... is all the text on it upside down on your site because you're in the southern hemisphere?
Gonzo is a way of life.
My Upside Down Site
Dude, it's in my profile, but I thank you for the excuse to post another link to raise its rank with Google...
http://www.aussieshortfilms.com
And duh, the text is right side up.
It's all the text on American sites that's upside down!
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