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They don't don't get much more fucked-up than this one, ladies and gents.

Here's
the deal; Oh Dae-Su, not the sharpest of tools in the shed, gets his
ass locked in a shitty motel room for fifteen years. Upon his
release, he's given five days to find the cocksuckers who locked him up
and put a fuckin' hurtin' on them. Crazy-ass hammer violence
ensues.

I've got two fucking words for you. Monica. Belucci.

Here's
the deal; a knight and his heterosexual life-mate are sent by Louis the
what-the-fuck-ever to deal with some sort of monster who's killing
peasant broads in rural France. Jaws and Bruce Lee mayhem ensues.

No, not the old Ewan McGregor/Josh Brolin movie. This one's actually really fucking good.

Here's
the deal; the forces of Light and Dark call a truce ending a centuries
long war, but the truce is in trouble when a kid is born who, it has
been foretold, will tip the balance of power in favor of whatever side
he chooses to join. Fuckin' weird, crazy-assed shit ensues.

Hey everybody!

I just watched the hyperanticipated Indy 4 on my local cinema and I want to share my impressions with you.

Gotta hand it to the Frogs, they've finally gotten offa their asses and started putting some points up on the horror board.

Here's
the deal;  After survivng a wreck that killed her husband, a very
pregnant Sarah winds up having to deal with a mysterious cunt bent on
fucking her up but good.  Motherly mayhem ensues.

Ahhh, 1986.  What a year.  My friends had discovered the
merits of Family Sized bottles of Robitussin (ROBO), and huffing butane
(I came late those parties), and I discovered The Thunder From Down
Under: AC/DC.  And once again, the whole world shifted for me.

Lemme just say this and get it the fuck outta the way; I'd go gay
for David Mamet. On the off chance that pitching or catching for this
man, some iota of his talent would rub off on me. If that sounds a
little strange to you, you clearly haven't seen Spartan.

Remember New Coke?  How about Crystal Pepsi?  Well, this flick is kinda like those bad corporate ideas.

Here's
the deal; a rather pissed-off bitch of an alien called The Beast is
tooling around the stars looking for planets to "enslave" when he runs
across a system called Krull.  Swords vs. laser adventure ensues.

Hello Critters! I'm sorry I couldn't find the trailer on youtube yet, and I can't find the way this blog posts MovieWeb links so, here's the prodigy MSN link, don't worry the trailer is in english ;)

http://entretenimiento.prodigy.msn.c...

"The sword is the soul. Study the soul to know the sword. Evil mind, evil sword."