PG

Remember New Coke?  How about Crystal Pepsi?  Well, this flick is kinda like those bad corporate ideas.

Here's
the deal; a rather pissed-off bitch of an alien called The Beast is
tooling around the stars looking for planets to "enslave" when he runs
across a system called Krull.  Swords vs. laser adventure ensues.

The barbaric practices of the shark-finning industry are criticised in this award-winning film that combines hidden-camera footage of the atrocious treatment of sharks with glorious underwater footage of the predators from first time documentarian Rob Stewart.

It's PG, it's Disney, and it scared the living shit outta me.

Here's
the deal; way back, in Heartland America, a carnival comes to town and
all is not fucking well.  Wish-fulfillment horror ensues.

The rumors are true.  Jaws: The Revenge is one of the worst movies ever shown to audiences.  But for all the bad that has been said about JTR (and boy-o-boy, has there been a lot of bad!), there is some merit to be found, even in a piece of garbage like this.

How does one say, "Warning: spoilers" in German? Never mind...

It always baffled me; the gall that movie producers have sometimes. Specifically, those that produced Shark Movies after Jaws never gave co-writing credit to Peter Benchley or Carl Gottlieb. What baffles me further is how this trend of plagiarism continues to this day.

EvilDirector's Cynical Review of Rocky Balboa

*** 1/2 out of ****

"It ain't how hard you hit...it's how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward."