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Prom Night

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Year Released:
2008

Average: 10 (2 votes)
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Requiem for a Heavyweight

requiem poster
Year Released:
1962

Average: 10 (4 votes)
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Krull

Year Released:
1983

Remember New Coke?  How about Crystal Pepsi?  Well, this flick is kinda like those bad corporate ideas.

Here's
the deal; a rather pissed-off bitch of an alien called The Beast is
tooling around the stars looking for planets to "enslave" when he runs
across a system called Krull.  Swords vs. laser adventure ensues.

Average: 10 (2 votes)
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Sharkwater

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Year Released:
2007

The barbaric practices of the shark-finning industry are criticised in this award-winning film that combines hidden-camera footage of the atrocious treatment of sharks with glorious underwater footage of the predators from first time documentarian Rob Stewart.

Average: 10 (3 votes)
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Something Wicked This Way Comes

Year Released:
1983

It's PG, it's Disney, and it scared the living shit outta me.

Here's
the deal; way back, in Heartland America, a carnival comes to town and
all is not fucking well.  Wish-fulfillment horror ensues.

Average: 10 (2 votes)
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Jaws: The Revenge

JTR poster
Year Released:
1987

The rumors are true.  Jaws: The Revenge is one of the worst movies ever shown to audiences.  But for all the bad that has been said about JTR (and boy-o-boy, has there been a lot of bad!), there is some merit to be found, even in a piece of garbage like this.

Average: 10 (2 votes)
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Dark Star

poster
Year Released:
1974

Average: 10 (1 vote)
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Hai-Alarm auf Mallorca

Shark!!
Year Released:
2004

How does one say, "Warning: spoilers" in German? Never mind...

It always baffled me; the gall that movie producers have sometimes. Specifically, those that produced Shark Movies after Jaws never gave co-writing credit to Peter Benchley or Carl Gottlieb. What baffles me further is how this trend of plagiarism continues to this day.

Average: 10 (3 votes)
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Rocky Balboa

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Year Released:
2007

EvilDirector's Cynical Review of Rocky Balboa

*** 1/2 out of ****

"It ain't how hard you hit...it's how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward."

Average: 10 (2 votes)
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The Incredibles

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Year Released:
2004

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