Unrated

Anybody else here have the desire to cum all over Pink's face?  No, nothin' to do with the movie, just lookin' to see how far I've strayed from the pack's all.

Here's the deal; mother, son, best friend and girfriend descend into hard-core drug addiction on Coney Island.  Talking refrigerator, teeth-grinding, arm-sawing, ass-to-ass mayem ensues.

You know you've been wantin' it, so let's get to it.

Here's the deal; psychotic, bugfuck, nutjob Grey decides to "help" his buddy out by smashing his (the buddy's) girlfriend's noggin into goo after a Halloween get-together. Obviously, more psycho mayhem ensues.

And you thought a movie couldn't piss you off.

Here's the deal: director Tony Kaye, of American History X
infamy, spent fifteen years putting together a documentary about the
most hot-button issue of modern times. Abortion.
Controversy ensues, natch.

Dereks don't run, motherfuckers!!!!

Here's the deal; a
corporate contigent of aliens have landed in a small New Zealand town
and have sliced and diced all the inhabitants thereof, propmting the
government to send in a crew of fuck-ups to deal with the
situation.  Sick, sick, gory-assed mayhem ensues.

I've discovered, much to my dismay, that there are actually people
alive, drawing good air into their fucking lungs, who've never seen
this flick.  Those motherfuckers are the reason terrorists exist.

No, not the old Ewan McGregor/Josh Brolin movie. This one's actually really fucking good.

Here's
the deal; the forces of Light and Dark call a truce ending a centuries
long war, but the truce is in trouble when a kid is born who, it has
been foretold, will tip the balance of power in favor of whatever side
he chooses to join. Fuckin' weird, crazy-assed shit ensues.

Gotta hand it to the Frogs, they've finally gotten offa their asses and started putting some points up on the horror board.

Here's
the deal;  After survivng a wreck that killed her husband, a very
pregnant Sarah winds up having to deal with a mysterious cunt bent on
fucking her up but good.  Motherly mayhem ensues.