kidnapping

Ever gotten one of those blowjobs that are just so good your whole body goes numb, you can't move, don't even want to?  Well, this movie's exactly like that.

Here's the deal; Columbian thug cocksuckers decide to extort 15 million pesos from an innocent family by strapping a bomb around the mother's neck.  Real-time mayhem ensues.

Lemme just say this and get it the fuck outta the way; I'd go gay
for David Mamet. On the off chance that pitching or catching for this
man, some iota of his talent would rub off on me. If that sounds a
little strange to you, you clearly haven't seen Spartan.