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BigSugar — Thu, 15 May 2008 03:36:26 +0000

Gotta hand it to the Frogs, they've finally gotten offa their asses and started putting some points up on the horror board.

Here's
the deal; After survivng a wreck that killed her husband, a very
pregnant Sarah winds up having to deal with a mysterious cunt bent on
fucking her up but good. Motherly mayhem ensues.

Two minutes (fuck not even
that) into this movie, you're looking at a dead baby. That's
where it starts. It gets worse from there. I'd love to give
you more plot, but what's up there, man that covers it. Sounds
pretty simple, and hell it is simple, but by the end of this
one, you're going to pray that you never see another pair of scissors
for the rest of your fucking life. Trust me.

The two
broads at the center of the story worked their asses off and made what
would've been a really basic movie a fucking home run. The
directors didn't phone anything in either. At a very short
seventy-eight minutes, they managed to turn the screws so hard that I
almost felt like I did the first time I saw Evil Dead 2 (which,
more or less, felt alot like the first time I got a hummer. And
yeah, she was fat). Also, if it were in my power to do, I'd send
the F/X team a round of blowjobs. They missed on two accounts
that I saw, and that's it. You'll have to watch it to see how
much shit is in there for that to make sense as a compliment, but it
is, man. It so fucking is.

The other thing about this movie is the visual style they put
on the board. I don't know what kind of crack the cinematographer
was on, but that shit should be made mandatory for all future film
endeavors. In my favorite shot, they give a knod to Halloween,
and they make that shit work like a fucking John Deere. As this
fucker unspools, the visuals just get better and better.

All
of that said, a word of caution; unless your girlfriend or wife has a
tattoo of Castro over her pussy, or piercings in her face or clit, best
to skip this one until you can watch it alone. And no, I'm not
kidding. Boys and girls, this one put me through the floor, and I'm a horror movie whore. Thanks go out to Brendan for passing this one along. I owe your ass now, motherfucker.

Get it and love it.

Save yourselves,

'Nuff Sugar

Alysson Paradis

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