Cranial Fluff Moment 1x01 - Brought to you by Cottage Cheese on a Stick (R)!

MelioraEric — Sat, 12 May 2007 09:09:25 +0000

This Cranial Fluff Moment is brought to you by Cottage Cheese on a Stick (R)!:

Yes, my dear audience, you read that right. Cottage Cheese on a stick(R)! A product introduced and trademarked by our latest sponsor: "CSoP-GNG-BRUP-INT". This innovative means of serving cottage cheese both delights and amazes the toughest cynic as the "Cows for the Support of Partially Gelatinated, Non-dairy, Gum-based Beverage Research at the University of Phoenix's Institute of Non-lactose Technology" seek to inform the public about dairy substitutes. Cottage Cheese on a Stick(R)! is globulated, but not greasy. And, it's not really cheese. But who really cares when it comes on a really cool stick? It is truly the new trend in cottage cheese consumption. Sold at any retailer farthest from you. Now, Cottage Cheese on a Stick (R)! proudly presents, the premiere of 'Cranial Fluff Moments'!

It is 5am and I am really, really, really, really tired. However, I've been working. *sigh*. When will it ever end? When will I get to enjoy that light fluffy nothingness I once blissfully had just a short month ago? I believe it's referred to as a "calculated existential angst" brought on by a bad case of nihilistic modes of thought.

This has been a Cranial Fluff moment. Thank you for tuning in. Until next time, goodnight and good luck.